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Somebody needs to teach Senator Schumer how to properly wear a necktie.
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Our Lady of America ora pro nobis.
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They are in a treasonous revolt, begun under Obama, and will never quit.
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Junger,
Your story will likely be a finalist for the award given by the Pontifical Commission (yes, yet another Pontifical Commission) for satire, spoofs and/or parody for the week.
Another story from the same source has the potential to also be a winner.
Pope Admits He's Making Up Pretty Much Everything As He Goes
“People ask me questions, and I’m not always sure what to say, so honestly I’m …More
Junger,
Your story will likely be a finalist for the award given by the Pontifical Commission (yes, yet another Pontifical Commission) for satire, spoofs and/or parody for the week.
Another story from the same source has the potential to also be a winner.
Pope Admits He's Making Up Pretty Much Everything As He Goes
“People ask me questions, and I’m not always sure what to say, so honestly I’m just winging it,” the Pope said in his candid, unscheduled address. “This job is really hard, when you think about it. Trying to be the Vicar of Christ and deal with everybody’s complicated theological questions all at the same time? Ugh. It gives me a headache. So I just start talking. Even I’m surprised with what comes out sometimes.”
“I just want everyone to know about, like, love and God and stuff,” he added thoughtfully before beginning to take questions from those gathered in the Sistine Chapel, with the Pope signing off on Christian fornication, adultery, and polygamy during the short impromptu Q&A session.
At publishing time, frantic Catholic leadership had located the Pope and tackled him to the ground to prevent him from saying anything further.
Your story will likely be a finalist for the award given by the Pontifical Commission (yes, yet another Pontifical Commission) for satire, spoofs and/or parody for the week.
Another story from the same source has the potential to also be a winner.
Pope Admits He's Making Up Pretty Much Everything As He Goes
“People ask me questions, and I’m not always sure what to say, so honestly I’m just winging it,” the Pope said in his candid, unscheduled address. “This job is really hard, when you think about it. Trying to be the Vicar of Christ and deal with everybody’s complicated theological questions all at the same time? Ugh. It gives me a headache. So I just start talking. Even I’m surprised with what comes out sometimes.”
“I just want everyone to know about, like, love and God and stuff,” he added thoughtfully before beginning to take questions from those gathered in the Sistine Chapel, with the Pope signing off on Christian fornication, adultery, and polygamy during the short impromptu Q&A session.
At publishing time, frantic Catholic leadership had located the Pope and tackled him to the ground to prevent him from saying anything further.