A friend of mine told me about a parishioner at her church (Novus ordo) of course that asked a lay distributor of communion if she could bring home a consecrated host to her sick husband...the lay distributor asked the woman " how many would you like?" and then put three into a glass jar!!!!

Well..... maybe..but we've let the cat-out-the-bag here..

ACLumsden. Do you think it could work?

Aaron! You card you!! Naughty!

Rub some unconsecrated wafers with some poison ivy and let them steal it. Lol, You will get a whole bunch of satanic people checking themselves into the hospital! I bet those occult groups would think twice after having been through that awful experience.